Standing desk takeover; I am walled in by standers.
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I realized I’d hit rock bottom when I got this text message:
"I fed a giraffe and then it might have had a baby."
The text was from Chao, one of Vox Media’s support managers. Apparently she’d fed my giraffe in Zoo Tycoon, and it might have had a baby. My stomach was already in my throat when I received the follow-up message and learned the giraffe definitely had a baby.
Normally, I love to share games with co-workers, acting as a spirit guide for the weird, unusual, overlooked stuff they might miss. But not this game. Not this time. Not this zoo. My zoo. Stay away from my zoo, Chao. And stop messing with my giraffes!
All these worlds are yours.
except Chris’s Zoo.
attempt no landing there.
#look how smug he looks in the last one #like LOL WHAT AN IDIOT #PAYING FOR WATER #WHO EVEN DOES THAT
I’m so excited to start watching this show.
(Source: ravenclawwit)Darling Be Afraid
going to get very jealous of this. yes i am.The Blip Blog
AMAZING PHOTOBOMB IS AMAZING
I give you, one oldest friend’s younger sister. CHACK ATTACK!
(Source: ninnerp)Shut Up. I Don't Care.
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS!!!
and the design is perfect.Laughing Squid Links
Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
and he has a tumblr
(via raven-puffle)Live! from Fhloston Paradise
I will never again be able to look at Guy Fieri’s head and not see a flaming pumpkin with sunglasses. (Pumpkin was actually pretty good though) (at Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar)
Nintendo, just when I thought I was done with you, you’ve dragged me back. Hear me out. Neither of the next-gen systems have anything exclusive I can justify spending around $500 for until the summer. Thanks to a cocktail of coupons, this Wii U will easily satisfy my gaming needs until all the dust settles for a fraction of the price, I can have it today, plus I can play Mario with @zarafs on it.
My new (and first) novel Meta is out today. I’m already beating Stephanie Meyer in the UK which is really all this was ever about, but I still think you should buy it.Amazon (Kindle): http://smarturl.it/metabook (Paperback, US and UK): http://smarturl.it/metapaperback
iBooks: http://bit.ly/metaibookBarnes & Noble (US-only, paperback and Nook): http://bit.ly/metabnThanks to everyone who already bought a copy. Can’t wait to start hearing what people think of it, unless what you think of it is bad of course, then there’s the comment section of YouTube for things like that.
(via evangotlib)Tom Reynolds