Best Nate Smith Ever!
“Bob, I think we might have a legal issue on this new toy line of ours. They seem awfully similar to the Ninja Turtles.”
“Sir, I can assure you that they are quite different. First of all, they are tortoises. Ask any herpetologist… completely different animal. Turtles are amphibious and enjoy a damp environment. Which is why they live in the sewers. Whereas our tortoises like it dry, so they live in an abandoned dehumidifier factory.”
“Interesting. I’m still not sure there is enough to differentiate them.”
“Okay, check this out, yo. The turtles are teenagers, right? But the Ninja Tortoises are clearly in their late 20s. The turtles like pizza, the tortoises prefer tacos. The turtles learned their ninjitsu from the ancient teachings of their Master Splinter. The tortoises learned their ninja skills from some Tae-Bo tapes they found in a dumpster.”
“Alright, I’m pretty convinced. Just in case, put a giant tortoise sticker on them.”